These Vibes are Neither Rootin' Nor Tootin' Unisex T-Shirt

Picture this: the sun setting over the vast expanse of the Wild West, painting the sky in hues of orange and red. Our cowboy, let's call him Hank, is riding his trusty steed, Dusty, across the open plains. They're on their way back from a long day's work, herding cattle or maybe chasing down some outlaws.

As they're making their way back to the ranch, a sudden movement startles Dusty. With a mighty buck, the horse gives Hank an unexpected, unplanned dismount. Hank hits the ground with a thud, a cloud of dust rising around him.

Rubbing his sore backside and gathering his wits, Hank looks up at Dusty and utters, "Well, now, these vibes are neither rootin' nor tootin'. You sure know how to keep a fella on his toes, Dusty."

Despite the tumble, Hank's cowboy spirit remains intact. He dusts himself off, chuckles at the situation, and mounts Dusty again, ready to ride into the sunset once more.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
• Eurofit
• Tear-away label
• Runs true to size